Цитаты из фильма Карты, деньги, два ствола (1998)

These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for.

Don't think 'cause these boxes are sealed up they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker.

You can go home in a plastic bag tonight, John. You owe what you owe, and by the time this tan's faded, you wanna have paid.

Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry, but it was rumored that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.

But just let me tell you one thing. If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. Do you know what I mean?

— Sawn-offs are out. People want a bit more range these days.
— Range? I don't want to blow the arse out of this country, granted. But I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry at me, either. I want to look fucking mean.

— Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage of being able to sustain your son's life.
— And you do have a reputation, so I'll choose my words very carefully. You tell Harry to go fuck himself.
— Now... I'll put that down to shock. Only once.

Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off, shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good because they don't make any noise. And the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit them right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

— No, I fucking don't. You cannot make a cup of tea, Edward.
— The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea.
— Yeah, and look what happened to that.
— And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.

If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you.

I've got half-a-million nickers sitting here, which means some poor sod doesn't.

I don't know. But what I do know is there's no more Harry... which means there's no more debt. And if there's no more debt, there's no more problem. And there's no problem with the neighbors, because they're all dead.

Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. But Chris had to respect the fact that he was holding what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns. And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded. So, without anybody losing too much face... Tom left through a side door, and Chris left with the money.

Now if you think that's unfair, you come and pay me a little visit. But you better be waving a white flag high and clear, so as I can see it. Or it'll be the last little visit you ever make. You understand? That's all I've come to say. There is one more thing. It's been emotional.

In fact, it's a little bit more than a little bit of a problem, isn't it? On a scale of things, you could say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems. And the reason it's such a mon-fucking-strosity of a problem is, you don't even got a first idea who did this to us, have you?