Цитаты из сериала Шерлок (2010)

We have evolved to attach an emotional significance to what is nothing more than the survival strategy of the pack animal. We are conditioned to invest divinity in utility. Good isn't really good, evil isn't really wrong, and bottoms aren't really pretty. You are a prisoner of your own meat.

добро и зло сезон 4, серия 3

7

Phone her, do something while there's still a chance. Because that chance doesn't last forever. Trust me, Sherlock, it's gone before you know it.

5

That's not what dead people are like. Dead people look like things. I like to make people into things. Then you can own them.

5

The problems of your past are your business. The problems of your future... are my privilege. It's all I have to say, it's all I need to know.

слова о прошлом сезон 3, серия 3

3

Taking your own life. Interesting expression. Taking it from who? Once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it. You know, death, it's something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it.

смерть

3

Heaven may be a fantasy for the credulous and the afraid. But I can give you a map reference for hell.

богвера сезон 4, серия 3

2

— If you love me, don't read it in front of me.
— Why?
— Because you won't love me when you've finished and I don't want to see that happen.

сезон 3, серия 3

1

John Watson never accepts help, not from anyone. Not ever, but here's the thing he never refuses it.

1

I just let it slide, Mrs Hudson, I let it all slide. And it just got harder and harder to pick up the phone, somehow.

сезон 3, серия 1

Interesting thing, a tuxedo. Lends distinction to friends and anonymity to waiters.

костюмвнешность сезон 3, серия 1

One word, Sherlock, that is all I would have needed! One word to let me know that you were alive!

сезон 3, серия 1

You have missed this, admit it. The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins, just the two of us against the rest of the world.

сезон 3, серия 1

— I don't understand, I said I'm sorry, isn't that what you're supposed to do?
— Gosh, you don't know anything about human nature, do you?
— Hmm, nature? No. Human? No.

сезон 3, серия 1

— I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes.
— You should put that on a T-shirt.
— Shut up.
— Or what?
— Or I'll marry you.

сезон 3, серия 1

London, it's like a great cesspool into which all kinds of criminals, agents and drifters are irresistibly drained. Sometimes it's not a question of who, it's a question of who knows?

сезон 3, серия 1

— An agent gave his life to tell us that.
— Oh, well, perhaps he shouldn't have done. He was obviously just trying to show off.

сезон 3, серия 1

— I used to think I was an idiot.
— Both of us thought you were an idiot, Sherlock. We had nothing else to go on, until we met other children.

сезон 3, серия 1

If you seem slow to me, Sherlock, can you imagine what real people are like? I'm living in a world of goldfish.

сезон 3, серия 1

You were the best and the wisest man that I have ever known. Yes, of course I forgive you.

сезон 3, серия 1

— You knew how to turn it off!
— There's an off switch. There's always an off switch. Terrorists can get into all sorts of problems unless there's an off switch.

сезон 3, серия 1

— And you did call the police?
— Of course I called the police.
— I'm definitely going to kill you!
— Oh, please. Killing me, that's so two years ago.

сезон 3, серия 1

Unlike the nicely embellished fictions on your blog, John, real life is rarely so neat.

сезон 3, серия 1

— I asked you for one more miracle. I asked you to stop being dead.
— I heard you.

сезон 3, серия 1

— Those are the facts.
— Facts are for history books. I work in news.

сми сезон 3, серия 3

Now, Magnussen. Magnussen is like a shark. It's the only way I can describe him. Have you ever been to the shark tank at the London Aquarium, John? Stood up close to the glass? Those floating, flat faces, those dead eyes. That's what he is. I've dealt with murderers, psychopaths, terrorists, serial killers. None of them can turn my stomach like Charles Augustus Magnussen.

сезон 3, серия 3

He uses his power and wealth to gain information. The more he acquires, the greater his wealth and power. And I'm not exaggerating when I say that he knows the critical pressure point on every person of note or influence in the whole of the Western World and probably beyond. He is the Napoleon of blackmail.

сезон 3, серия 3

— Sherlock Holmes, you are a back-stabbing, heartless, manipulative bastard.
— And you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.
— So, we're good then?
— Yeah, of course.

сезон 3, серия 3

— Why didn't you come to me in the first place?
— Because John can't ever know that I lied to him. It would break him and I would lose him forever. And Sherlock, I will never let that happen. Please, understand, there is nothing in this world I would not do to stop that happening.

сезон 3, серия 3

— Mikey, is this your laptop?
— Upon which depends the security of the free world, yes, and you've got potatoes on it!
— You shouldn't leave it lying around if it's so important.

сезон 3, серия 3

— No, I have a better question - is everyone I have ever met a psychopath?
— Yes.

сезон 3, серия 3

You were a doctor who went to war. You're a man who couldn't stay in the suburbs for more than a month without storming a crack den, beating up a junkie. Your best friend is a sociopath, who solves crimes as an alternative to getting high. That's me, by the way, hello.

сезон 3, серия 3

John, you are addicted to a certain lifestyle. You are abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people, so is it truly such a surprise that the woman you fall in love with conforms to that pattern?

сезон 3, серия 3

— So you were going to kill him?
— People like Magnussen should be killed, that's why there are people like me.
— Perfect!

сезон 3, серия 3

— You don't even know my name.
— Is "Mary Watson" good enough for you?
— Yes. Oh my God, yes.
— Then it's good enough for me, too.

сезон 3, серия 3

— He never causes too much damage to anyone important. He's far too intelligent for that. He's a businessman, that's all. And occasionally useful to us. A necessary evil, not a dragon for you to slay.
— A dragon-slayer. Is that what you think of me?
— No. It's what you think of yourself.

сезон 3, серия 3

For those who understand these things, Mycroft Holmes is the most powerful man in the country. Well, apart from me. Mycroft's pressure point is his junkie detective brother, Sherlock. Sherlock's pressure point is his best friend, John Watson. John Watson's pressure point is his wife. I own John Watson's wife, I own Mycroft.

сезон 3, серия 3

— It's all about knowledge, everything is. Knowing is owning.
— But if you just know it, then you don't have proof.
— Proof? What would I need proof for? I'm in news, you moron. I don't have to prove it, I just have to print it.

сезон 3, серия 3

— Oh, I'm not a villain, I have no evil plan. I'm a businessman, acquiring assets. You happen to be one of them. Sorry, no chance for you to be a hero this time, Mr Holmes.
— Oh, do your research. I'm not a hero, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Merry Christmas!

сезон 3, серия 3

As my colleague is fond of remarking, this country sometimes needs a blunt instrument. Equally, it sometimes needs a dagger, a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse. There will always come a time when we need Sherlock Holmes.

сезон 3, серия 3

— If this is some expression of familial sentiment...
— Don't be absurd. I am not given to outbursts of brotherly compassion. You know what happened to the other one.

сезон 3, серия 3

The East Wind is a terrifying force that lays waste to all in its path. It seeks out the unworthy and plucks them from the earth. That was generally me.

сезон 3, серия 3

— John, there's something I should say, I've meant to say always and I never have. Since it's unlikely we'll ever meet again, I might as well say it now. Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
— It's not.
— It was worth a try.

сезон 3, серия 3

Memories can resurface. Wounds can reopen. The roads we walk have demons beneath. And yours have been waiting for a very long time.

прошлоепамять сезон 4, серия 3

You do remember her, in a way. Every choice you've ever made, every path you've ever taken, the man you are today, is your memory of Eurus.

сезон 4, серия 3

— Often they're the same thing.
— If they're not always the same thing, what's the point in beauty?

сезон 4, серия 3

Happiness is a pop song. Sadness is a poem.

тоскаскука сезон 4, серия 3

Helping someone is the best way you can help yourself.

помощь сезон 4, серия 3

I remember everything, every single thing. You just need a big enough hard drive.

памятьум сезон 4, серия 3

What advantage did your moral code grant you? Is it not, in the end, selfish to keep one's hands clean at the expense of another's life?

сезон 4, серия 3

Well, I suppose there is a heart somewhere inside me. I don't imagine it's much of a target, but why don't we try for that?

сезон 4, серия 3

A man who sees through everything is exactly the man who doesn't notice... when there's nothing to see through.

критикасамообман сезон 4, серия 3

Did you miss me? Did you miss me?

сезон 4, серия 3

People leave their bodies to science. I think cannibals would be so much more grateful.

каннибализм сезон 4, серия 3

I wrote my own version of the Nativity when I was a child. The Hungry Donkey. It was a bit gory. But if you're gonna put a baby in a manger, you're asking for trouble.

сезон 4, серия 3

Today we have to be soldiers, Mycroft. Soldiers. And that means to hell with what happens to us.

солдаты

You didn't win. You lost. Look what you did to her. Look what you did to yourself. All those complicated little emotions. I lost count. Emotional context, Sherlock. It destroys you every time.

This isn't torture. This is vivisection. We're experiencing science from the perspective of lab rats.

Look at him. What is he? Nothing more than a distraction, a little scrap of ordinariness for you to impress, to dazzle with your cleverness.

Sweet Jim. He was never very interested in being alive. Especially if he could make more trouble being dead.

Look how brilliant you are. Your mind has created the perfect metaphor. You're high above us, all alone in the sky, and you understand everything except how to land. Now, I'm just an idiot. But I'm on the ground.

— Well, he's a great man, sir.
— No, he's better than that. He's a good one.

When all else fails, there are two men sitting, arguing in a scruffy flat, like they've always been there and they always will. The best and wisest men I have ever known, my Baker Street boys, Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson.

I know you two. And if I'm gone, I know what you could become. Because I know who you really are. A junkie who solves crimes to get high. And the doctor who never came home from the war.

Will you listen to me? Who you really are, it doesn't matter. It's all about the legend, the stories, the adventures.

When life gets too strange, too impossible, too frightening, there is always one last hope.

надеждасмерть

Tell them your darkest secret. Because, if you tell them, and they decide they rather not know... You can't take it back. You can't unsay it. Once you've opened your heart, you can't close it again.

If you think about it, civilisation has always depended on a measure of elective ignorance.

Everybody dies. That's the one thing human beings can be relied upon to do. How can it still come as a surprise to people?

Now, you just listen to me for once in your stupid life. I know Mary's dead and I know your heart is broken. But if Sherlock Holmes dies too, who'll you have then? Because I'll tell you something, John Watson. You will not have me.

Is this a new person? I'm against new people.

That creature, that rotting thing is a living, breathing coagulation of human evil. If the only thing I ever do in this world is drive him out of it, then my life will not have been wasted.

— And you are done with the world being explained to you by a man.
— Who isn't?

— He is the cleverest man in the world but he's not a monster.
— Yeah, he is.
— Yeah, okay, right. He is. Ugh. But he's our monster.

— I'm worried about you, Molly. You seem very stressed.
— I'm stressed. You're dying.
— Yeah, well, I'm ahead then. Stress can ruin every day of your life. Dying can only ruin one.

Murder is a very difficult addiction to manage. People don't realise how much work goes into it. You have to be careful. But if you're rich, or and famous and loved, it's amazing what people are prepared to ignore.

— I hope you'll be very happy, Molly Hooper. You deserve it. After all, not all the men you fall for can turn out to be sociopaths.
— No?
— No.
— Maybe it's just my type.

I'm a killer. You know I'm a killer. But did you know... I'm a cereal killer?

You don't build a beach if you want to hide a pebble. You just find a beach and... If you wanna hide a murder, you wanna hide lots and lots of murders, just find a... hospital.

You can't save John, because he won't let you. He won't allow himself to be saved. The only way to save John, is to make him save you.

In saving my life she conferred a value on it. It is a currency I do not know how to spend.

I'm not the man you thought I was. I'm not that guy. I never could be. But that's the point. That's the whole point. Who you thought I was... is the man who I want to be.

It's not a pleasant thought, John. But I have this terrible feeling from time to time that we might all just be human.

— Would you like to...
— Have dinner?
— ...Solve crimes?

— Should I be making notes?
— If it makes you feel better. That's what John says he does.
— So if I'm being John...
— You're not being John, you're being yourself.

— I won't insult your intelligence by explaining it to you.
— No, please, insult away.

— Did you get him off a murder charge?
— No, I helped him put up some shelves.

— Those were your parents?
— Yes.
— Well... that is not what I...
— What?
— I mean, they're just so... ordinary.
— It's a cross I have to bear.

— I don't understand.
— Well, that's a first.

— I wanted you not to be dead.
— Yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.

Цитаты из сериала Шерлок (2010 — 2017)